OMG he touched me, get off.

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He looks mighty scared there… you best not touch him.

Didn’t touch him, no foul

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Just ignore me, I’m not here to get in your way.

Dunk to the Head

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Did NOT plan that one out ahead of time eh?

Basketball Accidental Smooch

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Well, I THOUGHT I was straight… but, who knows, this sport changes a man.

So many things wrong here

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I just can’t even explain what is all wrong here.

Smiley makes an appearance

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Tis a big goofy grin… might be winning.

Climbing the corporate ladder

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Yeah, no problem, I’ll just jump over you then :)

Do NOT heckle basketball players

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They will come at you like a fist full of fingernails.

Boot to the head

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Basketball has never been such a violent sport… until now.

Thats one way to get the ball

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Maybe next time just go around him to steal the ball?